danisnotonfire:

This is the story of the worst day of my life. The time I got sun stroke.

new video everyone! if you help me by reblogging this as usual i will look through the notes and stalk a whole bunch of you blogs to say thanks ^^

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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tylerslittleshit:

FIRST I DIDN’T GET IT AND STARED AT IT FOR A FEW SECONDS AND ALMOST SCROLLED DOWN BUT THEN I SCREAMED

tylerslittleshit:

FIRST I DIDN’T GET IT AND STARED AT IT FOR A FEW SECONDS AND ALMOST SCROLLED DOWN BUT THEN I SCREAMED

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

str8stylin:

fahoohz:

str8stylin:

Has anyone else noticed how fucking hot it is when Harry puts his hands in his pockets? Cause…

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His hands… are so close.. to his dick…

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Do you think he can feel the head against his knuckles when he walks?